The Stupidest Thing You've Ever Done When You Were Drunk

[Staz]

I'm curious to hear your responses. I'll start off.

I came back absolutely smashed off my face from a party the other night.
I wake up in the morning and turn on my computer. I get an error "Can't load operating system". My mate had helped me get back to my room that night and tells me "You were screaming about thousands of viruses on your computer". It turns out after he had left I attempted to remove these nonexistent viruses and in doing so had erased all my harddrives and had rewritten the Master Boot Record.

Now when I go out for the night I'm going to have to hide the power cable!

 

[*$qU1GgY*]

Um.. that was about 2 yeas ago.
Me and some friends drunk too much in one's house.
I just wanted to get some fresh air so I went out.
While I was standing on his garage, I saw something very bright lying in the grass on the ground.. money or so.
So I tried to get down:
I hung face to wall on the side of the garage, then suddenly another friend of mine called my name.
That surprised me so much that i lost the hold and fell down the absolutely rough wall which hurt my nose a lot.
The evening was completely destroyed when i came down; a branch "hit" me exactly in my balls.
Some days after, back in school, i was given the nickname "Rudolph the red-nose rendeer".
Remembering it now is funny..

 

[United]

for 3 years:

I broke one of my best friend the Nose...

 

[bluedot]

I can't rememer such actions any more
but the stupidest i've ever done, was to drink some more... :biggrin:

 

[Pickle]

i made a sexy dance with a transvestite
and if my brother didnt tell me that she was a transvestite
the night would be a nightmare for me (i kissed her too)

 

[alexredone]

well the stupidest thing was propoblly, joining this l33ching forum

considering i dont like alchohol and the last and only times i was drunk was when i was about 8, i dont have any funny drunk storys like u guys.

 

[cursed]

hmm drinking so much that I just grap my best friend's gril and tried 2 fu** her :biggrin:
she also would have wanted it, so my friend just dragged my out...
You think he would have liked to kill me, but he just gave me a bit of water to drink and fresh air to get normal. After that I realized my blackout and noticed that the disco I were was the second biggest disco in germany I tried to be as my friends, who have drunk a lot, but weren't on that level I've been.

Also my friend told me to stop dancing on the tables and grab the girl's asses, especially his one. :biggrin:
Fighting with people who are 2 head's higher or provocating them when they rumbled against me isn't that good he also meant.
I didn't even know that I've done that...

 

[Pickle]

hmm drinking so much that I just grap my best friend's gril and tried 2 fu** her

ooo man,what have you done noooo

 

[cursed]

ooo man,what have you done noooo

i just tried, read on to understand

he just laughted his ass off the next day!
he didn't notice that his girl thought the same :biggrin:

 

[Pickle]

he didn't notice that his girl thought the same

yep after i read i thought there must be something between you and her
because you were so drunk honestly dont read others carefully sorry
this was look like Drunk S.x O..y.

 

[Dragoon]

Stopped to drink .

Seriously, took some pics of the ladies bathroom. Got crushed by the security .

 

[stirelli]

A few days before leaving the country, my friends wanted to make me a farewell...they put me in a trunk and started to take my clothes off.....I ended running all the night in underware with a stereo in the hand...I guess I was lucky not to end in jail.

 

[dafrnhm]

I once lent out of a car travelling at aprox. 50mph. took my seat belt off and puked all in the road, i was so drunk at the time i didnt know what the hell i was doing and could of so easily fell out of the car.